Growing concern as Merseyside sees 300% spike in cases of smugness

After Merseyside saw a 300% rise in cases of smugness overnight owing to Liverpool finally winning the Premier League, experts are worrying that a full blown outbreak could occur.

Early studies suggest thousands, if not hundreds of thousands, could die as a result of the smug, and the NHS has already reported a massive influx of patients with their heads stuck firmly in their arses.

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