'How I Learned to Stop Being A Snowflake and Won Wimbledon', by Piers Morgan
ATHLETES these days. Bunch of feeble-minded snowflakes, the lot of them. Back in my day, tennis players were fortresses, capable of...
Novak Djokovic wins the Cricket World Cup! Wait. Shit...
Novak Djokovic has beaten Lewis Hamilton to win the 2019 Cricket World Cup! No, wait. Shit. England have won this year's Gentlemen's...
Coco Gauff's match postponed due to strictly enforced bedtime
15-year-old tennis sensation Coco Gauff has had to postpone her latest match at Wimbledon due to her mother's insistence on an early...