Maguire pleads guilty to assault charges due to "pathetic defence"
Manchester United captain Harry Maguire has pleaded guilty to assault charges after lawyers advised the player that his defence was...
Bielsa planning to attack opponents with sneezing powder
Leeds United manager Marco Bielsa is plotting to spike his team’s opponents with sneezing powder, following an FA announcement that...
Kyle Walker hosts sex party in "Eat Out to Help Out" confusion
Manchester City defender Kyle Walker is once again under investigation for breaching coronavirus lockdown rules by hosting a sex party....
"F**k it", say Norwich
Relegation-bound Norwich City FC have decided to shift their focus to becoming the worst Premier League team in history. "F**k it," said...
Mesut Ozil mistaken for statue, thrown in River Lea
Arsenal midfielder Mesut Özil was dumped in the River Lea this evening after protesters mistook him for a statue, it has emerged....
De Gea told to shave that f***ing thing off or he's benched
Manchester United manager Ole Gunnar Solksjaer has told David De Gea to shave his horrendous beard off or he'll spend the rest of the...
