De Gea told to shave that f***ing thing off or he's benched
Manchester United manager Ole Gunnar Solksjaer has told David De Gea to shave his horrendous beard off or he'll spend the rest of the...
Rafael Nadal wins 13th French Open somehow
Despite all tennis events being cancelled or postponed due to coronavirus, Rafael Nadal has somehow won the French Open yet again,...
"Why would I fight a senior citizen?" Mike Tyson rejects Luis Ortiz
Heavyweight boxing legend Mike Tyson has rejected a fight with former world title challenger Luis Ortiz, stating he has no desire to...
Streets flood with ejaculate as Premier League return announced
Flood warnings are in place across Britain after the announcement of a Premier League return date caused millions of men to...
"It's not the same!" Fans object to Serie A return without racism
With Serie A likely to make a return behind closed doors next month amid continued coronavirus fears, Italian football fans have made...
Muhammad Ali latest to announce boxing comeback
Following in the footsteps of Mike Tyson, Evander Holyfield and other old legends, Muhammad Ali is the latest boxer to announce a...
