Mesut Ozil mistaken for statue, thrown in River Lea
Arsenal midfielder Mesut Özil was dumped in the River Lea this evening after protesters mistook him for a statue, it has emerged....
NBA 2K21 even sweatier than NBA 2K20
Those incredible bastards at 2K Sports have done it again! If the trailer is anything to go by, NBA 2K21 is set to be the sweatiest game...
Federer may need third surgery if French Open postponed again
Roger Federer has confirmed he will likely need to undergo surgery a third time if the French Open is pushed back to 2021. The second...
Kyrie Irving breaks ankle falling off edge of the earth
Brooklyn Nets star Kyrie Irving suffered yet another injury setback during a foolhardy expedition to find the edge of the earth, it has...
De Gea told to shave that f***ing thing off or he's benched
Manchester United manager Ole Gunnar Solksjaer has told David De Gea to shave his horrendous beard off or he'll spend the rest of the...
Rafael Nadal wins 13th French Open somehow
Despite all tennis events being cancelled or postponed due to coronavirus, Rafael Nadal has somehow won the French Open yet again,...
