Coronavirus: One case of stupidity in latest round of testing
The Premier League has confirmed that one player was confirmed positive for sheer stupidity in the latest round of testing. Though no...
Guardiola praises Man City fans after failing to notice their absence
Pep Guardiola mistakenly praised the atmosphere created by Manchester City supporters during his team’s 3-0 victory over Arsenal on...
"On second thought, let's just void the season", say fans
Football fans were reminded just how f**king frustrating their beloved sport is this evening when goal-line technology incorrectly denied...
Marcus Rashford replaces Rishi Sunak as Chancellor of the Exchequer
The UK government have announced that Manchester United striker Marcus Rashford will replace Rishi Sunak as Chancellor of the Exchequer...
Mesut Ozil mistaken for statue, thrown in River Lea
Arsenal midfielder Mesut Özil was dumped in the River Lea this evening after protesters mistook him for a statue, it has emerged....
Cristiano Ronaldo to remain on loan this season, Man Utd confirm
Manchester United have confirmed that Cristiano Ronaldo will remain on loan for the 11th year running. The Portuguese striker has, at...
