Fans DISGUSTED as Arsenal reach Europa League Final without dramatic comeback
Arsenal were booed off the pitch at the Mestalla Stadium tonight after boring their travelling fans to tears with a comprehensive victory...
Mourinho visited by three ghosts on Christmas Day, still a miserable bastard
Former Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho is said to have been visited by three spirits on Christmas Day in an attempt to stop him...
Tottenham release DVD of Arsenal game in time for Christmas
Panicking about Christmas? Still have presents to buy? Well panic no more, because Tottenham Hotspur have released a DVD of the club's...
Chelsea ban 40,567 fans for not joining in Sterling racial abuse
Following reports that four fans racially abused Raheem Sterling during last week's game between Chelsea and Manchester City, the west...
Charlie Austin to replace Dominic Raab as Brexit Secretary
Football fans and politicos were shocked today as Southampton player Charlie Austin was appointed Brexit Secretary after his inspiring...
Juventus staff still cleaning Man Utd fans' ejaculate from seats following Ronaldo celebration
A MASSIVE clean up operation is taking place at the Allianz Stadium, home of Juventus F.C., after Cristiano Ronaldo caused Manchester...
